TheViking
02-07-2005, 11:40 PM
Well our store is pretty much frequented by musicians of any form, style, race, creed, religion or lack of religion. As Norway is one of the leading countries in the Black Metal Industry ( and no, I am not proud of that) we have a lot of these bands in any city as in ours.
Our newest addition to the services we offer is a custom shop kinda thing. Cooperating with some very good manufacturers of bodies, necks and electronics, you can pretty much get any kind of axe from us in any shape and color.
So right after lunch a lil procession of Black Metal guys marches in the door, trying to look big black and scary. Well the chief of the posse lead the word. They had heard about our new custom gig and they wanted us to build 2 guitars and a bass in black, with black hardware of course with upside down cross holograms. And while we were at it we could throw in some pentagrams, and a couple of 666’s on the bass. Of course they knew very well about my faith.
So I get up and being 6’4 with a build like a WWII Tanks kinda throws off even the most feisty dark warriors. So I tell them they are in luck. I have a Satanist special every Monday. The guys looks at me like I am an alien. I continue by telling them we have upside down, upside down crosses for the same price as the normal upside down crosses, and that since we like kids with long black hair we will throw inn 111 numbers for free so they can get some decent 777. As far as the pentagrams goes, we’re all out of templates for those, but that we do have a pretty ancient fish pattern.
The leader of the pack busted out laughing and shook my hand. Apparently they had thought I would have tossed them out of the store, sweeping behind them. They actually sat down and had some coffee and tea as I shared my faith with them. Pretty cool aye?
Our newest addition to the services we offer is a custom shop kinda thing. Cooperating with some very good manufacturers of bodies, necks and electronics, you can pretty much get any kind of axe from us in any shape and color.
So right after lunch a lil procession of Black Metal guys marches in the door, trying to look big black and scary. Well the chief of the posse lead the word. They had heard about our new custom gig and they wanted us to build 2 guitars and a bass in black, with black hardware of course with upside down cross holograms. And while we were at it we could throw in some pentagrams, and a couple of 666’s on the bass. Of course they knew very well about my faith.
So I get up and being 6’4 with a build like a WWII Tanks kinda throws off even the most feisty dark warriors. So I tell them they are in luck. I have a Satanist special every Monday. The guys looks at me like I am an alien. I continue by telling them we have upside down, upside down crosses for the same price as the normal upside down crosses, and that since we like kids with long black hair we will throw inn 111 numbers for free so they can get some decent 777. As far as the pentagrams goes, we’re all out of templates for those, but that we do have a pretty ancient fish pattern.
The leader of the pack busted out laughing and shook my hand. Apparently they had thought I would have tossed them out of the store, sweeping behind them. They actually sat down and had some coffee and tea as I shared my faith with them. Pretty cool aye?